Why cigarettes are much worse than Pot

If you are comparing weed smoke to cigarette smoke then cigarette's are much worse, smoke doesn't fuck up your lungs that bad, but in cigarette tobacco, the way they grow the plants radiation (Lead 210 and Pullonium 210) rise up from the soil and absorb into the leaves. So the reason why smoking cigarettes gives you cancer is because the radiation seaps into the lesions left by harsh smoke and stays there for roughly 21.5 years (life span of the radiation). So if anyone ever tells you that smoking one joint is comparable to 5 cigarettes tell them to fuck off because they actually fell prey to the governments munipulative trap.

Cooking with Cannabis

Hello all my fellow weed heads. Hope you are all loving "Bong TV" this is me live everyday in my limo cruising SoCal smoking the best flavors of sweet cannabis on gods green earth. Go to Marijuanatheband.com everyday at 420pm and click "Live Pot Party" link, and join in on the mayhem!!! So now I would like to discuss a subject that I get many requests for. Cooking with cannabis and making weed butter that will knock your socks off!!!

Here's a little education first. Pot eaten like it is will not really get you high as your body doesn't have the right enzymes to digest it and extract the THC. So THC must be extracted via fat/oil or alcohol. THC is released after 180 degrees. So a slow boil of weed and oil or alcohol is all it takes. In the old western days, cowboys used to dip fat buds in honey and roast them over a fire. Yummy!!! I don't how high they got, but I bet it was a delicious treat for sure. So, if you like cooking you can put some bud in your cooking oil and within a week it should be pretty potent. You can also boil some bud with vodka or any type of alcohol for a few mins and you have just made Cannahol.

"Cannabutter" This is the official recipe of Bong Rip. First lets discuss the amounts you will use. Per stick of butter you will use either 1oz. of clipping, half oz. of seeds and stems, 1 quarter mid grade bud, or a half an eighth of killer chronic. It's best to do at least 4 to 8 sticks worth in a spaggetti pot, and plan on loosing a stick in the boiling process if you do 8 sticks of unsalted butter. So fill spaggetti pot half filled with water and bring to very slow boil. Now dump grinded herb with butter sticks in and watch closely for first hour so it doesn't boil too hard and foam over. Now pack some bowls and roll some joints cause you are going to stir every 20 mins for the next 5 hours. 6 full hours of slow boiling pleasures my friend. The longer the better. I have a friend that will slow boil for up to 14 hours and I swear his butter is hands down the stoniest I have every had. So, when the boiling is done, you put the pot in the fridge and in the morning all the butter will rise to the top and just remove your green butter wheel, melt slowly in a little pot and strain through a tea strainer to remove the crap. Pour into a jar and use sparingly. 1 tablespoon equals 1 high for a normal daily smoker. Use butter in replacement to oil in brownie batches and cookie recipies. Enjoy carefully!!!

Bong Rip

Stay young and healthy to smoke weed for years!

Ok my stoner friends, I have studied health and longevity as well as Holistic health and Herbology for many years from the best people in the field. I myself have never had any serious illnesses thanx to this and have not aged. I would like to share with you all some secrets to prolonging your youth so you can enjoy your weed for many years!!! ....1. Stay away from sodas, mass sugary shit, and too much carbs!!! Otherwise this vitamin regimin will do you no good, as sugar steals your vitamins and ages you as fast as the sun will. Please drink lots of distilled water as this will pull toxins out of your body, and pot isn't all good. If you smoke you will need to take at least 3000 mgs of vitamin C a day and I will give you the vitamin list of the gods!!! Here we go...

Upon wake up...
1 500mg Vitamin C (Ester C with bioflavenoids)
1 400iu Vitamin E (Mixed Tocopherols D alpha)
1 25,000iu Vitamin A (also known as Beta Carotene)

With every meal...
1 to 2 500mg Vitamin C (Ester C with bioflavenoids)
1 B complex 50 to 100 (Depending on how much energy you would like)
A good calcium/magnesium all natural (cows milk will give you many diseases)
1 Selenium (optional) a good cancer fighter1
CoQ10 (optional) good for so many things

Before bed...
1 500mg Vitamin C (Ester C with bioflavenoids)this type of C will not hurt your stomach.

Do not buy cheap grocery store vitamins(One a day, etc.) as these are usually made from cheap synthetics and will do nothing for you but waste your money.

If you don't take vitamins regularly, you will be doing nothing. If you take them then stop all of a sudden, you can get sick!!!

After the age of early 20s your body stop producing vitamins naturally so you must buy them and take them or you will age fast!!!

Lab mice that were given Ginseng lived one third longer with more energy and vitality.
(Siberian is the safest type)

This information here is gold to living a very healthy happy life so you can enjoy your weed for many many years!!! Bong Rip

Be the ultimate Pot Connoisseur

Alright my fellow stonehenchers and weed heads, Bong Rip is here to give you all a lesson in being the ultamite weed connoisseur. First of all, lets examine the different styles of weeds. There are Indica and Sativa strains and a mixure of those grown under all different settings. So no two weeds are ever the same exact, like humans. Indica is a heavy body high, better for people with serious illnesses and people who want to couch it. Usually a little more darker and dense. Sativas tend to be more of an uplifting mind high, better in the daytime and for people on the go. These strains tend to be lighter green and sometimes fluffy and fruity. I tend to smoke a lot of Kushes, these are more Indica and is said that Kush strains where grown in fields with Poppy in Afganistan, so Kushes have trace opiates, the heroin of weed. There are Devils, Blueberries, Shishkaberries, Erckles and Train Wrecks in the Indica families. In the Sativa family we have Hawaiians, Lemons, Green Crack, and most BC strains. It's always a good idea to smoke diferent flavors to keep a fresh high and to keep from becoming immune to the same flavor.

Now...lets get to the good stuff...I'm talking about the amazingly pungent, sweet, stinky goodness that is the flavor of these fine strains. If you are smoking on anything other than a brand new cleaned glass pipe or bong, you are a dog and probably smoking some dog ass weed, and I feel for you my friend. But if you are smoking some rock star stuff then this info is for you. Glass pieces need to be always rinsed with hot water after every bowl, and if any resin buildup may occure? Alcohol and soap rinse to new. Break up your bud very careful as to not loose crystals and goo. Try not to clog the bottom of the bowl so it will hit clear when packing. Now this is the important part, the lighting of the bud. Any heat over around 350 will vap your THC to nothing, and lighters are 560 degrees. We all know if we have used a vaporizor that it only takes 200 degrees to release THC. So when you light your bowl, try to aim for the very very side and play a game with the lighter. The game? Get the flame as close to the edge of the bowl without letting the flame touch, just heat. This will release such a better taste, more THC, and your pot will last longer. So, less is more my friend.

Now, also I have read studies where they had people hold there hits in for 20 seconds, people for 10, and people who just inhaled and exhaled their hits. Nobody got higher than the next. Once you breath in the hit, your blood oxegenates with the THC and you blow out 90% into the air no matter how long you hold it. Your just doing more lung damage and shortening the years that you will enjoy your pot. Joints in studies are the most stoniest but most damaging to the lung. Next is vaporizing and this is very nice to the lungs. Remember, THC is water soluable, so bongs steal your THC, but compress your hit and burn twice as much in the process, so it seem very stoney. And glass pipes can be the best of all worlds if you burn with the vaporizer method that I taught you, if you can still remember due to the short term and all.

So lets recap...Use a brand new cleaned glass pipe. Break up herb gently. Burn easy and very lightly. Don't hold in hits. Rinse pipe in hot water and Qtip it. Repeat!!!...Bong Rip...

Letter from drug kingpin to DEA

TO: Agents and Emissaries of the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration

FROM: Fernando Enriquez

Dear Honorable Sirs and Madams,

Throughout my twenty years serving as the head of one of the farthest-reaching drug cartels in the world, I've witnessed (and occasionally even ordered) brutal acts of torture and murder. I've observed children addicted to heroin, gangland shootings, and every other form of human vice. I have lamented these regrettable tragedies while I snicker on my way to the bank. However, we currently have a more drastic problem on our hands, and so I humbly request your serious and immediate attention.

As I'm sure you're aware, many American citizens have begun questioning the rationale and efficacy of the War on Drugs. These people claim the drug war has wasted tax dollars, corrupted and endangered police, violated civil liberties, incarcerated millions of otherwise law-abiding civilians, made the illegal drugs themselves more dangerous, made it easier for children to obtain those drugs (after all, most black market dealers dont verify the ages of their customers), enriched the mafia, funded the terrorists, and transformed a public health issue into a social, political and legal crisis. Their lucid arguments ring true, of course, but nothing could be more lethal to our mutual cause.

Consider this Researchers contracted to cultivate marijuana (for the National Institute on Drug Abuses Investigational New Drug program) are able to grow the marijuana for a mere 30 cents per ounce. Not a poor value for Joe Taxpayer, but that same marijuana could be sold on the street for $300 per ounce, depending on the potency and the region of sale. This means your policies are effectively ensuring a monumental profit margin of 1000 times the wholesale value. Ingenious!

So please disregard the passionate admonitions of those drug policy reformers. Whatever you do, stay the course! Don't listen to those annoying rehabilitation experts and treatment advocates, either. If drug addicts ever start receiving medical treatment rather than stiff jail sentences, they might actually stop using the drugs, which implies that my cartel and your agency will no longer have a reason to exist. And if you ever attempt to regulate the drugs, rather than incarcerating the people who use them, my associates and I will lose a major market - the very innocent children that your agency has purportedly declared its intention to protect.

While we're on the subject of children, I offer my sincere praise for the tactic of releasing convicted child rapists onto the streets while the prisons fill with nonviolent drug offenders. I originally thought this dynamic might be a mere oversight on the part of misguided legislators and judges, but now I comprehend the diabolical intent and logic. Since your government epidemiologists have proven that victims of sexual assault are 4-10 times more likely to abuse drugs (as victims often attempt to self-medicate the severe and debilitating symptoms related to depression, anxiety and post-traumatic stress), there is no better way to create more victims, and therefore more substance abuse. Absolutely brilliant! Stack the coffins and pack the coffers!

Remember, war means profit! We kingpins dont mind if your enforcement officials continue to seize 10f our shipments (and we'll gladly toss you a little fish from time to time, just so you can assure your oblivious constituents that you are actually doing something to fight drugs), so long as your prohibition policies keep making the other 90f our product worth its weight in gold.

On behalf of drug kingpins across the world, I want to thank you for fighting this fire with gasoline. Without your laudable and valiant efforts on behalf of drug prohibition, us drug dealers would soon be bankrupt, as would the terrorist organizations we help to fund. And your massive drug enforcement bureaucracy would wither away faster than you could say, pork barrel boondoggle. Make no mistake. Money and power addicts must unite to defeat the gathering and looming forces of compassion and reason, lest we become extinct!

I know I can depend on you. Keep up the fantastic work, and I look forward to working with you in the future.

Your Classic Iconoclast,

Fernando Enriquez
Kingpin Extraordinaire

Police allow cannabis smoking at football match

This is a story from 2004, but since it was conveniently ignored by the American press, it bears retelling...

The Euro Soccer Tournament has a long-held international reputation for major outbreaks of violence among the fans. So police in Lisbon, Portugal decided to take a more pragmatic approach to ensure public safety at the event. The cops called a press conference, and announced that if fans showed up to the front gates drunk, they would be turned away from the game, but if the fans showed up with cannabis, not only would they not be arrested, they would not have their cannabis confiscated.

For the first time in the history of the event, there was not a single fight or arrest. Mind you, Lisbon had hundreds of arrests that night, when officers were dispatched in riot gear to quell violence in the bar districts, where people who were turned away from the gates had dispersed to watch the match. The drunks threw bottles at police, damaged property, and committed other violent assaults. But the people smoking marijuana at the event were more interested in grabbing the attention of the snack vendors than they were in throwing fists because their teams lost.

Could allowing adult marijuana use as an alternative to alcohol use at large public events actually reduce violence? Considering the precedent set in Portugal, it seems to be a question worth considering.

Funny how these stories are seldom covered in the Land of the Free, no?

Your Classic Iconoclast,
Christopher Largen